10 Commandments for your underwear

There is no room in your life for settling, hoarding, or self-neglect, so why accept the unacceptable when it comes to your most intimate choices? The Underclub Team wrote these Ten Commandments of Underwear to help guide you towards greater self-confidence, and most importantly: alignment with your highest, sexiest self.

1. You shall value no other opinions higher than your own for your underwear selection

Your S.O. may love lace thongs and your sister might swear by boyshorts, but when it comes to your underwear, it’s your choice and yours alone. Hold your opinion about your underwear in the highest.

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Loryn Brantz

2. You shall never worship just one underwear brand

We all have our go-to brands, but spice it up a little by trying out some new ones. You’ll find a variety of gorgeous styles to grace the altar that is your underwear drawer.

3. You shall not complain in vain about underwear that doesn’t fit. You shall fix it.

Just like clothing brands, not all underwear brands use the same size models- that means a “small” in one brand may be a “medium” in another. Don’t squeeze yourself into something too small or tight because of inconsistent vanity labels (Pro Tip: European brands generally run smaller).

vanitysizingIllustration by Jenna Josepher for Racked.

4. You shall not wear underwear that looks like a crime scene

It’s tempting to keep the underwear with the unfortunate period stain – just in case. Don’t do it.  We can’t guarantee new underwear will cure PMS, but ill-fitting or bad underwear can definitely make your mood worse.


5. Honor your mother and her request for clean underwear

That advice your mom gave you about always wearing clean underwear is sage. In the worst case you get hit by a bus… or find yourself at the center of an #undervention.

6. Remember laundry day, keep it holy

Never wear dirty underwear on the Sabbath…or Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday… or any day for that matter. Make sure you have enough good pairs that you won’t run out before laundry day.

7. You shall not commit commando…without knowing your other options

Going commando is freeing for some and a bacterial nightmare for others. Don’t worry, we have a solution for that: seamless underwear. You get the look of commando, without any of the worry.

8. You shall not steal glances in the locker room, hoping that no one notices your tattered underwear

There’s never a good time to wear underwear that you’re embarrassed about, not even for a sweaty workout. Do yourself a favor and commit to only wearing underwear that makes you feel like the boss you are.

loryn brantz underwear2Loryn Brantz

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor about your new underwear habits

You’re not the only woman hoarding underwear she bought 10 years ago- you just don’t talk about it… yet. Let your girlfriends know that they deserve an underwear upgrade. There’s a club for that.

10. You shall not covet underwear ads, you shall invest in owning new pairs

Join Underclub and you can start building your own stash of covetable underwear. You’ll never have to break an underwear commandment again.


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